Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunday Scribblings - "Flock"

These are some of my favourite ways to say "Get lost" that are also funny:

Make like the wind and blow.
Make like a tree and leaf.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Make like a banana and split.
Make like a drum and beat it.
Make like a green light and go.

My personal favourite, though (and thanks due to my husband):

Make like Jesus and get the flock outta here.

PS. If you're religious and don't wish to blaspheme while being rude, the variant is:

Make like a shepherd and... etc.

Humour ALWAYS works for me! :)

6 comments:

Old Altonian said...

Works for me too - very funny!

ummon said...

too cute. may i borrow?

Shammi said...

Old Altonian: The hockey stick and puck one comes a close second! :)

V: Feel free. It's hardly copyrighted :)

Jingle said...

wow.

playful words.
love it.
:)

Anu said...

Really cute and punny!

Neha said...

Lol! Cute.