Monday, May 30, 2011

Sunday Scribblings - "Flock"

These are some of my favourite ways to say "Get lost" that are also funny:

Make like the wind and blow.
Make like a tree and leaf.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Make like a banana and split.
Make like a drum and beat it.
Make like a green light and go.

My personal favourite, though (and thanks due to my husband):

Make like Jesus and get the flock outta here.

PS. If you're religious and don't wish to blaspheme while being rude, the variant is:

Make like a shepherd and... etc.

Humour ALWAYS works for me! :)

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Currently reading...

THIS blog - Whoopee - and giving myself an asphyxiated hernia by trying not to laugh out loud for fear of alerting people to the fact that I'm enjoying it.

And by "it" I mean the blog, not my asphyxiating hernia. You would be right in thinking that strangulating a hernia in eye-watering silence is not pleasant, unless you're doing something so fun that the unpleasantness doesn't matter. Which is what I am currently doing.

Over and out.

Oh, and note that I can spell "asphyxiating" any number of times - correctly. Every. Single. Time.

Impressed much? Thought so.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Limerick-Off Monday

(Click on the headline to access Mad Kane's Limerick-Off Monday.)

My attempts using the starting line: "A fellow/woman went out on a date"

A fellow went out on a date
With a pretty young lady called Kate
He thought she was sweet
Polite, funny, and p’tite -
All in all, just right as his latest Playmate.


A woman went out on a date
Thinking they were going to ice-skate
When they got to the rink
She found that he did stink.
So she went home really irate.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

A somewhat dismal epiphany

The pretty, slim, small, vivacious girl inside me is not going to see light of day in this lifetime.

Better luck next time around, I guess.

PS. I dont think I belive in reincarnation. But I'm not entirely sure.