Currently reading...

THIS blog - Whoopee - and giving myself an asphyxiated hernia by trying not to laugh out loud for fear of alerting people to the fact that I'm enjoying it.

And by "it" I mean the blog, not my asphyxiating hernia. You would be right in thinking that strangulating a hernia in eye-watering silence is not pleasant, unless you're doing something so fun that the unpleasantness doesn't matter. Which is what I am currently doing.

Over and out.

Oh, and note that I can spell "asphyxiating" any number of times - correctly. Every. Single. Time.

Impressed much? Thought so.