Tuesday, March 18, 2008

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1: The Countdown Tag

Ten things you wish you could say to people right now (don't list names):

1. You’re way too big for your boots, missy!
2. Would you STOP asking me what to do? I’m not the professional!
3. Phew, your breath smells! How long was that rat dead when you ate it?
4. I don’t think anybody here actually respects you.
5. Stop going on about how much weight you've gained – you’ve not! You're just showing off your perfect figure!
6. You’ve no idea how much I miss you.
7. I wish you would not shove your wealth in my face.
8. I wish I could be like you.
9. Talk less, do more. Actually if you’ll just stop talking, I’ll gladly do it all.
10. If only I’d had the opportunities you did as a child.

Nine Things About Yourself:

1. I love straight hair. I’ve always wanted straight hair. I had it straightened once, in Singapore, and now that I know how utterly beautifully straight hair behaves, I want it even more!
2. I like to read books which have sequels, in sequence. The one series that I read out of sequence was The Chronicles of Narnia. Started with “The Silver Chair” because at that point I didn’t know it was part of a series.
3. I go silent when I am upset or angry.
4. I like my mouth. I think it’s the one good feature I have.
5. I hate clutter on my work desk.
6. I’m very choosy about the books I buy new.
7. I adore looking through charity shops for books.
8. I’m never sure that my writing will amuse others.
9. I love jilebis.

Eight Ways To Win Your Heart:

1. Do little things to show you care for me (no diamond rings, thanks).
2. Make me laugh.
3. Be interesting and chatty.
4. Compliment my embroidery/painting - but be sincere. I can tell if it's not real admiration.
5. Name your baby after me (Note: This hasn’t happened yet but I live in hope)
6. Listen instead of interrupting.
7. Enjoy my cooking.
8. Dont crowd me - physically or otherwise.

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:

1. I wish somebody would pay me to sit at home and read books.
2. I should have been born rich!
3. Why cant I have cute dimples?
4. Am I doing the right thing?
5. Get a move ON! You're driving at walking pace!
6. Thank god I dont have to work weekends.
7. We've GOT to live somewhere else, this country's getting impossible!

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:

1. Missed Spanish classes.
2. Buying those shoes. What was I thinking?
3. Snapping at my mother when I was irritated with something/someone else.
4. Sitting through those "bride hunting" occasions when I really didnt want to.
5. Been mean to my sister and brother when we were growing up.
6. Kicked the door - ouch! It only added injury to insult.


Five Turn-Offs:

1. Body odour
2. Puffed-up, self-important people
3. Hypocrisy
4. Complacence
5. Tightfistedness


Four Turn-Ons

1. Intelligence
2. Great sense of humor
3. Dimples
4. Josh Lucas


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die

1. Travel around the world
2. Lose weight (yeah, it might take that long, possibly longer)
3. Learn Japanese


Two Smileys that Describe You

1. :D
2. :P


One Confession

1. I envy people who can look stylish and posh in anything.

5 comments:

meerkat said...

since there is so much to comment on, i thought i would be meticulous and list my comments as well

Ten things ...:
i guess apart from 6 (which i think is for pete), the rest are for your colleagues and young people.

Nine Things About Yourself:
i like curly hair possibly because i have straight hair. love jilebis, so good taste there

Eight Ways To Win Your Heart:
i am willing to submit myself to no.7

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind A Lot:
what is so wrong in this country?

Six Things You Wish You Never Did:
is that bride hunting or groom hunting. being mean to siblings while growing up is the way to get closer and have a strong relationship which does not break down easily

Five Turn-Offs:
agree with all of them.

Four Turn-Ons
good choices. why josh lucas in particular, he was good in sweet home alabama, but have not seen him in much apart from that

meera

Shyam said...

Meera: Nothing wrong with this country other than taxes and cost of living. But it's only a thought, okay? :)

Um, bride hunting. Guys looking for brides. They'd come home with their mummy and daddy and look at you. Ugh. :) I wasnt looking for a groom!

Why Josh Lucas in particular? He's soooo adorably cute - dimples, voice, smile and all! I fell in lurve with him in Sweet Home Alabama, and I've seen him in a couple of other movies too... one a sci-fi sort of movie where he's a pilot (cant remember the name). The other was a remake of The Poseidon Adventure.

LAK said...

Good ones! Jilebis are my favourite too. As for Narnia, I too didn't know that it was a series, until quite recently.I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe first and still like it the best.

Shyam said...

Lak: Did you? I loved The Silver Chair best because I fell quite hard for Puddleglum. What a lovely character he is! :)

brinda said...

still going on about japanese? maybe you can do an online course or something :) and, i must confess, the seven things that cross your mind a lot seem to cross mine a lot too!